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clyde 08-31-2010 04:28 PM

My Pick O' The Day for ST's tomorrow is:


Race 3...UpInLights,no.1

clyde 08-31-2010 04:31 PM

My second Pick O' The Day is:



race 9...Matt's A Giant, number 2

clyde 08-31-2010 05:06 PM

I do realize all of you petulant lice have consorted against me and now ignore me with malice aforethought.

Uness, of course, it's to hurl filth at me.

I won't be around after tonight.







Happy?

my miss storm cat 08-31-2010 08:12 PM

Oh stop! You will be around... do you understand?

Now go to your room! :p

By the way if we're making picks for tomorrow Jack's Wild at Del Mar (PVal up. Hooray!) but if we're wishing them a safe trip home AND RETIREMENT Woodbine R5. The wonderful and opposite of great Santana Strings.

Now what were we talking about? R9 #2 Matts Giant Cock?

clyde 08-31-2010 08:15 PM

I think I shall miss you most,Gooey.



No one sizzles the griddle like you.

Not even Debbie.

She's a waffle tease.

clyde 08-31-2010 08:41 PM

And now your mind remembers...what it once forgot.

And you will all miss me.











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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6n-_LuIzac



WHEN WE WALKED ALONG THE TRAIL








You will remember me when a kiddie laughs

Along the Nerdy Trail

You will forget the tears when you want to cry

When we walked along the trail


So I took you there

To hear all the notes

Along the Nerdy Trail

And you see with me we were what could be

When we walked along the trail


I can’t stay with you,I can’t be your wolf

Along the Nerdy Trail

You will forget the tears when you want to cry

When we walked along the trail






I did some things that were a little wrong

I did some things that were a lot more

But I promise in the minutes left

We will have one last walk along the trail

We will have one last walk along the trail





































I did some things that were a little wrong

I did some things that were a lot more

But I promise in the minutes left

We will have one last walk along the trail

We will have one last walk along the trail







So much time has passed since those…CAH-SOL..nights

Along the Nerdy Trail

Here the kiddies cry as the last to die

Along the Nerdy Trail

You will remember me when a kiddie laughs

Along the Nerdy Trail

You will forget the tears when you want to cry

When we walked along the trail

When we walked along the trail

When we walked along the trail

NTamm1215 08-31-2010 09:28 PM

Clyde = what separates Nerdy Trail from Pace Disadvantage.:tro:

ET

DerbyCat 09-02-2010 09:44 PM

Woolfie-poo, don't tease me in the Paddock


























You know what it does to my tail



























:eek:













THUD!

FGFan 09-03-2010 07:55 PM

Uh Clydeesdale the dooryard doesn't seem to cozy lately. Think you need to do some freshening up and renovating!!!

clyde 09-03-2010 09:13 PM

Will start a new one...no one allowed in to fucl< it up again.

clyde 09-03-2010 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NTamm1215 (Post 690663)
Clyde = what separates Nerdy Trail from Pace Disadvantage.:tro:

ET



:tro::tro::tro:

clyde 09-03-2010 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DerbyCat (Post 691518)
Woolfie-poo, don't tease me in the Paddock


You know what it does to my tail




:eek:

THUD!



ah do!!

herkhorse 09-03-2010 09:29 PM

I'm Lost at the Bottom of the World



My daddy told me, lookin' back
The best friend you'll have is a railroad track
So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own,
And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home

And I'm lost, and I'm lost
I'm lost at the bottom of the world
I'm handcuffed to the bishop and the barbershop liar
I'm lost at the bottom of the world

Satchel Puddin' and Lord God Mose
Sitting by the fire with a busted nose
That fresh egg yeller is too damn rare
But the white part is perfect for slickin' down your hair

And I'm lost, and I'm lost
I'm lost at the bottom of the world
I'm handcuffed to the bishop and the barbershop liar
I'm lost at the bottom of the world

Blackjack Ruby and Nimrod Cain
The moon's the color of a coffee stain
Jesse Frank and Birdy Joe Hoaks
But who is the king of all these folks?

And I'm lost, and I'm lost
I'm lost at the bottom of the world
I'm handcuffed to the bishop and the barbershop liar
I'm lost at the bottom of the world

Well I dined last night with Scarface Ron
On telapia fish cakes and fried black swan
Razorweed onion and peacock squirell
And I dreamed all night about a beautiful girl

And I'm lost, and I'm lost
I'm lost at the bottom of the world
I'm handcuffed to the bishop and the barbershop liar
I'm lost at the bottom of the world

Well, god's green hair is where I slept last
He balanced a diamond on a blade of grass
Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird
And when I wanna talk he hangs on every word

And I'm lost, and I'm lost
I'm lost at the bottom of the world
I'm handcuffed to the bishop and the barbershop liar
I'm lost at the bottom of the world

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMP9e...eature=related

clyde 09-03-2010 09:34 PM

A#1 FINE DOUBLEPLUSGOOD WORK,BEEFHERKY.



Good way to close this turncoat mess.

At least I finally got under Danny's skin.




Will start another after I return from my holiday vacation.....in about one hour or so, maybe two.


Wait sings like a little birdy---so beautiful.

my miss storm cat 09-06-2010 10:22 PM

Herkie Sweetheart could you please sing the nice song instead?

I can handle about two seconds of his singing before i feel like slitting my wrists.

Hi Clyde!

Why am i in your tagline? Do you want me to interview you? Are you saying I ask too many questions or that my questions are too stupid or are some of them too sexual or is it just a nonsensical thing or maybe it's that i don't ask enough or perhaps you were making fun of my thread and if so which one and, and...,... :D

clyde 09-06-2010 11:34 PM

!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


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