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Danzig 12-07-2009 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35
It's a stunning contrast to the squeaky-clean image Woods cultivated at the insistence of his father, Earl Woods, Jr. Before he passed away in 2006, Earl Woods compared his son to Ghandi.


http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/sp...-78737192.html


i never realized ghandi was a golf playing man whore...

herkhorse 12-07-2009 10:19 PM

Mom must be so proud.

GPK 12-07-2009 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716


Pulled up, vanned off.

I sense a new Scavatar.

And a little hair pulling and spanking is kinky? Since when?!?

SCUDSBROTHER 12-08-2009 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK
I sense a new Scavatar.

And a little hair pulling and spanking is kinky? Since when?!?

Since doing it to that thing in red.

SCUDSBROTHER 12-08-2009 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
I agree with this. The only reason he "regrets" his transgressions is because he was caught. It seems like he wont stop this and it also seems like his marriage has never been one based on love.

Elin should divorce him, though maybe she isnt too much different than his other "ho's" and will stay for the $.

I think he loves her. His sexcapades have nothing to do with his feelings about her. This stuff (secret sex) is like a drug to him. The pleasure (brain) chemicals released in him are probably not that different than the ones released in him when he wins a tournament. So, when he fks 'em, he feels like a warrior. He feels stronger. I think he should get divorced. I think the mistake was getting married. That could have been avoided. I don't think he can stop being Tiger Woodpecker(unless he starts doing drugs that are all pretty addictive, and illegal.)

TheSpyder 12-08-2009 06:28 AM

Elin moves out! Someone rushed to the hospital at 2 am.

The story that keeps on giving.

GPK 12-08-2009 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSpyder
Elin moves out! Someone rushed to the hospital at 2 am.

The story that keeps on giving.

He was tapping porn star Holly Sampson too??

Damn TW...

MinnSkinny 12-08-2009 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK
I sense a new Scavatar.

And a little hair pulling and spanking is kinky? Since when?!?


That is one skanky Perkin's Manager...shheeessshhhh.

herkhorse 12-08-2009 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK
He was tapping porn star Holly Sampson too??

Damn TW...

At some point, you would have to think there are some false positives coming in. Either that or golf isn't the only thing he's #1 at.

randallscott35 12-08-2009 07:08 AM

Ut Oh, somebody taken to the hospital from Tiger's on life support as of a few hours ago. WTF!!!

GBBob 12-08-2009 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35
Ut Oh, somebody taken to the hospital from Tiger's on life support as of a few hours ago. WTF!!!

I swore I wasn't posting in here anymore..lol.

It looked like someone's Mother on the stretcher

gales0678 12-08-2009 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35
Ut Oh, somebody taken to the hospital from Tiger's on life support as of a few hours ago. WTF!!!

what happened randall don't see the story

geesh if this is true it's getting worse

GBBob 12-08-2009 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by gales0678
what happened randall don't see the story

geesh if this is true it's getting worse

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4724190

Bigsmc 12-08-2009 07:29 AM

Dude got that Caddy fixed quick.

I was in an accident with less damage on Nov. 20 and hope to get my vehicle back today. He wrecked on the 27th and was already driving it last night.

Bigsmc 12-08-2009 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by GBBob

I'd rather have the link to the Holly Sampson story.....

gales0678 12-08-2009 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Bigsmc
Dude got that Caddy fixed quick.

I was in an accident with less damage on Nov. 20 and hope to get my vehicle back today. He wrecked on the 27th and was already driving it last night.

gm just sent him a new one after the accident no mike?

Bigsmc 12-08-2009 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by gales0678
gm just sent him a new one after the accident no mike?

Probably. I was thinking he was like the rest of us and had to pay for his vehicles. I am obviously completely wrong. :zz:

2Hot4TV 12-08-2009 07:59 AM

I spit coffee all over, there needs to be a warning on some of this.

Tiger Woodpecker:D

Arletta 12-08-2009 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by 2Hot4TV
I spit coffee all over, there needs to be a warning on some of this.

Tiger Woodpecker:D

I agree...lol..

Drink lightly, and in between threads :D

MaTH716 12-08-2009 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by GBBob
I swore I wasn't posting in here anymore..lol.

It looked like someone's Mother on the stretcher

Maybe he picked he up at Applebee's last nite.

MaTH716 12-08-2009 08:30 AM

Really the only thing missing to complete this saga is a hostage situation and a car chase.

hoovesupsideyourhead 12-08-2009 08:42 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzcVZ...eature=related

Danzig 12-08-2009 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by GBBob
I swore I wasn't posting in here anymore..lol.

It looked like someone's Mother on the stretcher

tiger must have been in rare form to put one in the hospital. :D

i hear he's entering a program for sex addiction, anyone else hear that?

Arletta 12-08-2009 08:54 AM

Elin Moves out
 
Not surprised...only that it took her this long.

http://www.ecanadanow.com/entertainm...omment-page-1/

jms62 12-08-2009 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Danzig
tiger must have been in rare form to put one in the hospital. :D

i hear he's entering a program for sex addiction, anyone else hear that?

"Sex addiction" the vogue excuse for not accepting responsibility for ones actions. I set the Over/Under on this mess at 20 before it dies down.

Scav 12-08-2009 09:39 AM

Paramedics called to his house today at 2:30am, middle aged blonde went to hospital. TMZ also reporting that he was admitted to hospital as an OD. Ambien and Vicodin.

Keeps on getting more comedy by the minute. when it rains, it f'n pours.

http://www.tmz.com/

Arletta 12-08-2009 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Scav
Paramedics called to his house today at 2:30am, middle aged blonde went to hospital. TMZ also reporting that he was admitted to hospital as an OD. Ambien and Vicodin.

Keeps on getting more comedy by the minute. when it rains, it f'n pours.

http://www.tmz.com/

What no viagra?

herkhorse 12-08-2009 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716
Really the only thing missing to complete this saga is a hostage situation and a car chase.

Somewhere between OJ and Micheal Jackson.

MaTH716 12-08-2009 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Scav
Paramedics called to his house today at 2:30am, middle aged blonde went to hospital. TMZ also reporting that he was admitted to hospital as an OD. Ambien and Vicodin.

Keeps on getting more comedy by the minute. when it rains, it f'n pours.

http://www.tmz.com/

I guess Tiger's Mother in Law couldn't handle the hair pulling and spanking. But it's nothing that a nice lunch at Perkins can't fix.

Heels1989 12-08-2009 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716
I guess Tiger's Mother in Law couldn't handle the hair pulling and spanking. But it's nothing that a nice lunch at Perkins can't fix.


The Mother in Law may have viewed one of Holly Sampson's fine cinema performances. :D

Sightseek 12-08-2009 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Arletta
What no viagra?

He had to be on hallucinogens to go from Elin to the Beast In The Red Dress.

Scav 12-08-2009 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
He had to be on hallucinogens to go from Elin to the Beast In The Red Dress.


Wow

:rolleyes: :zz: :D

hockey2315 12-08-2009 11:26 AM

So Elin's mom's name is Barbaro?

Bigsmc 12-08-2009 12:43 PM

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Arletta 12-08-2009 01:10 PM

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:rolleyes:

Riot 12-08-2009 02:57 PM

At least we'll be able to tell the real skanks from the pretenders. The real ones won't speak (hushed by Tiger $$), the false ones coming out of the woodwork hoping for their 15 minutes will.

Riot 12-08-2009 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Bigsmc

Well done.

:tro:

Rupert Pupkin 12-08-2009 03:40 PM

As I had said in an earlier post, it would have been easy for Tiger's sponsors to stick with him if there was just one or two isolated incidents. But now that 9-10 affairs have come out and all these uglies details have come out, it's going to be very hard for these sponsors to stick with him. Why would they stick with him? His name is "dirt" right now.

Anyway, none of the sponsors have officially dropped him yet but there are some early signs that it may happen soon. This Bloomberg article says that marketers have pulled all Tiger Woods' ads from prime-time television. I think it's just a matter of time before all of his sponsors start dropping him, one by one.

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?p...d=a6dOr_Gky7YM

jms62 12-08-2009 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Rupert Pupkin
As I had said in an earlier post, it would have been easy for Tiger's sponsors to stick with him if there was just one or two isolated incidents. But now that 9-10 affairs have come out and all these uglies details have come out, it's going to be very hard for these sponsors to stick with him. Why would they stick with him? His name is "dirt" right now.

Anyway, none of the sponsors have officially dropped him yet but there are some early signs that it may happen soon. This Bloomberg article says that marketers have pulled all Tiger Woods' ads from prime-time television. I think it's just a matter of time before all of his sponsors start dropping him, one by one.

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?p...d=a6dOr_Gky7YM

Gatorade dropped him
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusive...ps-tiger-woods

Arletta 12-08-2009 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by jms62

Said this was planned even before the wreck though.


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