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Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 980238)

Gary Moore ? He was the host of that game show in the 1960's.

What do Gary Moore and Gary Moore both have in common ?

Who can turn the world on with her smile? Mary Tyler Moore-mother of siamese twins Gary and Gary.

Mom....I miss you're commanding curves.Get back to work here as soon as possible.You must outline the contest rules not to follow very soon now.And wear those yoga pants.Those on you are like sssssssssssso hot!!!!

Sorry. I was detained.:o

Racing hello fans!!

GODAMMITY!!

Wait a minute.

Hello racing fans!!

This is Clyde Collinwood Speaking.

****AGE!

Wait a minute.

This is Clyde Collinwood....speaking.

Today I present CLYDEFORM!! analysis for the more than Elevendy-ith and something Running of The Ned &Hydra Belmonty Stakes!!.....FREE!!!!

Ned and Hydra are ****in' wonderful people!

I begin by playing a Deb-O-Deb noodle film.

Oh boy.

CLYDEFORM!! needs a little private time before continuing.

ooooo-KAY!!

Heah we go:

But first I would like to say the SaliChromeToxin floating out there and having planted itself in so many people's immune system ,rendering them defenseless against Aluminate' attacks,is sickening!!

Double BLECH!!

Then,right here----on these pages,I have to read about a certain unnamed TrackSkunk person almost in uncontrollable tears thinking they might die without ever seeing a TripleCrown horsey.That is the most important thing in your miserable life??

Is that person and myriad others like her....NUTS!!?-----or what?

Constant NiagraFalls type tear evoking stories about CaliforniaAluminums dirt poor, hard life, poor me connections and their "wonderful" demeanor throughout this series make me sick!

Cry me a rivah already.

(Gosh that was a really,really great noodle film.

WHEW!)

ANYWAYS!!!!........

1.... CALIFORNIA ALUMINUM SECRETARIAT CITATION SUPER HORSEY

Blow me.

MEGA BARF!!

HUGE crink-EL!!....

trash can

2.... DEBBIES HOT STUFF....uh-oh....I mean, COMMANDING CURVE

Get that KEEPAH Machine revved up!!

KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH
KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH
KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH
KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH
KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH
KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH
KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH
KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH!!!!!!!

3.... COMISSIONER

I have to do this gently.

crinkley-poo....

trash canny-kins

4. ....MATUSZAK

Anyone bearing any relative inkling to the Oakland Raiders is enough for me.

crinkle....

trash can

5. RIDE ON CURLIN plus photo of him and SIGHTYPOOKINS-----only 50 CENTS

If Kid Fizzle stayed as an inny,ROC might not finish last.

crinkle....

trash can

6. THE RAT

A Toastie.

....no....

crinkle....

trash can

7. TOGALIST

After this race,he'll not be invited to Sara's Toga-----and he might not even make the YIPPYLIST

crinkle....

trash can

8. WICKED WRONG

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7KK7bXJV2c

nnnnnyyyyyyooooooooooow!!

THUD!!

9. PEBBLE COUNT

keepah

10. MATTERHORN

keepah keepah!

11. GENERAL A ROD

Just can't go with this guy here.A very nice horsey though.....I can't keep him, but I won't crinkle him.

CLYDEFORM!! says.....stand on your toes and say doo dah!!

ror!!

Kidding.

CLYDEFORM!! says:

COMMANDING DEBBIE----AAAAAHHHH!!!!.....I mean COMMANDING CURVE (the real CC) to win.

e-box with of MATTERHORN and PEBBLE COUNT

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 981419)

Who can turn the world on with her smile? Mary Tyler Moore-mother of siamese twins Gary and Gary.

Very good Deb :tro:

But I was looking for "they are both dead":p

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Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 981404)

Geeker's first run with his advanced tool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTabJrW975Q

Damn so close too............................:{>:

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 981421)

Very good Deb :tro:

But I was looking for "they are both dead":p

The separation surgery didn't work?:(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 981423)

The separation surgery didn't work?:(

Deb if CommandingDouchebag wins I'll move to Ohio.......

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Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 981400)

For $10 dollah one can even "ride" Chrome... well, sorta kinda.

http://thoroughbredaftercare.org/def...ge=16&story=41

All proceeds going to Thoroughbred Aftercare Alliance (TAA).http://thoroughbredaftercare.org/

I think this goes here...

From Breadquarters:

You give CaliforniaAluminum 10 dollah....he love you long time.

But you bet that 10 dollah on him to win.....he stiff you,long time.

Uh, I see you are now on TogaList as the best bet to beat CA-----and off the real CC,CommandingCurve.This is your obstinate side showing.You do not like CLYDEFORM!! and will disconnect from any sign saying you use CLYDEFORM!!

Linda,don't be a fool.

Go, Chrome! (That was from me and not Clyde).

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 981420)

3.... COMISSIONER

I have to do this gently.

crinkley-poo....

trash canny-kins

:D

Ummm okaaay what am I missing here and why does he get the special, nicey-nice treatment when ROC is the one who should be getting it???

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 981501)

Actually that was before I looked at the P.P's and my Clydeform didn't arrive until yesterday :D

Who is Linda?

My Clydeform won't print. :mad:

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Originally Posted by OldDog (Post 981506)

My Clydeform won't print. :mad:

Do you have ClydeFORM+?

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Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 981508)

Do you have ClydeFORM+?

Not any more. After signing up, my VISA was billed $2,388 by something called noodlyfilms.net and I started getting nightly calls from "Stella" at an 855 area code, so I canceled.

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Originally Posted by OldDog (Post 981513)

Not any more. After signing up, my VISA was billed $2,388 by something called noodlyfilms.net and I started getting nightly calls from "Stella" at an 855 area code, so I canceled.

:tro:

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Originally Posted by OldDog (Post 981513)

Not any more. After signing up, my VISA was billed $2,388 by something called noodlyfilms.net and I started getting nightly calls from "Stella" at an 855 area code, so I canceled.

:D..have her call me @ 1-666-IMHORNY:{>::p

What the heck is going on here...just me?...stuff popping up like this.

http://de.dragoneternity.com/register/

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Originally Posted by bigrun (Post 981527)

What the heck is going on here...just me?...stuff popping up like this.

http://de.dragoneternity.com/register/

https://adblockplus.org/en/firefox ;)

A couple dozen of these just arrived, with a card saying,

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We sincerely hope that you have not been terribly inconvenienced by the functionality, or lack thereof, of our product. Please accept these with our compliments. (We think he's the best, too!)
Regards,
Clydeform

http://www.chromesnose.com/

Awww, how nice.
:p

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 981535)

https://adblockplus.org/en/firefox ;)

Is it safe?:eek:

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Originally Posted by bigrun (Post 981544)

Is it safe?:eek:

100% I use it at work and at home. It keeps all those pesky ads off your screen. You can turn it on some sites if you want and others you can block.

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Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 981545)

100% I use it at work and at home. It keeps all those pesky ads off your screen. You can turn it on some sites if you want and others you can block.

Ok,done on firefox and IE..I better not get nekkid girls popping up or I will be mad..:mad::D