I do actually mean greyhound. They use some real sick methods of training these racers, and it generally involves cats or some other small furry animals.

Really?

That's pretty neat.


I saw wuffies race ..one time in my life.

Never again.

Greyhounds are neat dogs. I had an italian greyhound a few years ago.

I would like to announce I now run with five pound weights over each wrist..and some forearm.


That's up from 3 pounds--which I lost and which felt heavy.

The boost of only 2 more pounds on each-----is very defeating.It feels like 50 pounds each,but it has been getting easier.




I'm thinking of having a trained seal sit on my shoulders as I run,but they clown around too much...so maybe not.

They seem very docile.


The Italian one, did he eat spaghetti?

He sang opera.

He was also very affectionate...when you were sleeping he would try to curl up near your belly because it kept him warm. I would roll over on him every night and he would just wag his little tail happy for the attention.

Sang soprano.

Oh my God.



Wait a minute.

You're talking about a greyhound wuffie---and not Gopher, right?

What's with the Italian greyhounds and opera!!???

I only mentioned food!

eauxh!!



Now I get it..I thought you were Gopher!!


Boy , was I confused!

There is something about simultaneous duplicate humorous responses that invokes the law of diminishing returns.

And I thought this was to me!!




:zz::zz::zz::zz:

Gooey!....stop it!!

Plus, I have honey smudges on the desk and my mousey-poo is havng a hard time doing stuff.



I am doing 1MV, 1MT....and then will look in the mirror to make sure I am who I think I am.


If I see postit notes stuck on my forehead, I will thud.

OK..it's ovah.

Enough yukking it up.





Now, I must plant high explosives under that huge oak the squirrels use as a supply and reconnaissance reporting point.

See what happens when someone uses your avatar.

Boy you said it.



Then everything goes.

Have been doing vehicle maintanence.....then Wob came by in his golf cart.He's nuts, but he gets away with it.

He said.."Davey-poo...what are you doing?" I told him checking air pressure and then rotating and then... "BUT IT'S RAINING!!" ..he interrupted.

I replied.."Oh."




So heah ah is.

. Bright, sunny day here in Sportsman's Paradise. I am in the tire/auto repair biz. And as a professional I would have advised against working on a rainy day. Rainy days are good for drinking beer and eating pretzels.

ssso good!




I have a very,very rare car.It's a 2010 anniversary special.Only one was made.It's an exact replica of a 1992 Honda Accord,coupe..... exact.

And, it's probably paid for. Those are the best kind.