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MaTH716 12-07-2009 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
He should just come out and say,

"I'm not a Tiger, I'm a Dog. But I'm still in the top few greatest golfers to have ever lived so take me or leave me, I really dont care. Sorry Elin for being a pig, but maybe you should have put out more or at least been nice to me since I give you everything you want except orgasms. I dont need sponsers I already have more money than most countries do. Peace out I'm gonna go focus on Majors and some top class Ho's".

The honesty would be very refreshing, but I'm guessing you won't be hearing anything resembling that statement during Tiger's next press conference.

Smooth Operator 12-07-2009 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by letswastemoney
Men don't care about a woman's social status. A man will marry have sex with a homeless girl if she looked hot.

Very true, letswastemoney

Pretty much all about hottness for me

In particular, a pretty face, nice skin, thin waist, and well-shaped, firm buttocks are of utmost importance

Breast size, hair color and length, height, race, etc. are of lesser importance as long as the chick has satisfactorily met the above criteria.

Danzig 12-07-2009 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
He should just come out and say,

"I'm not a Tiger, I'm a Dog. But I'm still in the top few greatest golfers to have ever lived so take me or leave me, I really dont care. Sorry Elin for being a pig, but maybe you should have put out more or at least been nice to me since I give you everything you want except orgasms. I dont need sponsers I already have more money than most countries do. Peace out I'm gonna go focus on Majors and some top class Ho's".



a guy having this many girls on the line most likely is the one with the problem-i doubt in this case it's the wife's fault-altho on many occasions you know that if the guy was kept happy at home, he wouldn't look elsewhere. but evidently tiger didn't just want gold trophies.

Sightseek 12-07-2009 01:29 PM

The body count has reached 10 so far.

Way to go Tiger - you're the Man of the Year. :rolleyes:

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/nationa...Cz3gNQID31c4lN

Antitrust32 12-07-2009 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Smooth Operator
Very true, letswastemoney

Pretty much all about hottness for me

In particular, a pretty face, nice skin, thin waist, and well-shaped, firm buttocks are of utmost importance

Breast size, hair color and length, height, race, etc. are of lesser importance as long as the chick has satisfactorily met the above criteria.


LOL. You must spend a lot of time jerking off.

Danzig 12-07-2009 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
LOL. You must spend a lot of time jerking off.


lol :tro: :tro:

Arletta 12-07-2009 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
LOL. You must spend a lot of time jerking off.

lol!

:tro: :tro:

Antitrust32 12-07-2009 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Danzig
a guy having this many girls on the line most likely is the one with the problem-i doubt in this case it's the wife's fault-altho on many occasions you know that if the guy was kept happy at home, he wouldn't look elsewhere. but evidently tiger didn't just want gold trophies.


From what I've heard, she's a real bitch... went from a nanny to a billionare and has a bitch complex and an "i'm better than you" attitude. My source could be completely wrong but.. I know I will get kidded for saying this, but sometimes. what goes around "cums" around.

Arletta 12-07-2009 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Danzig
lol :tro: :tro:

!!

OMG!

Same thought at the same time! :D

Danzig 12-07-2009 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
From what I've heard, she's a real bitch... went from a nanny to a billionare and has a bitch complex and an "i'm better than you" attitude. My source could be completely wrong but.. I know I will get kidded for saying this, but sometimes. what goes around "cums" around.

that may be so...but that doesn't excuse this guy going around and playing patty cake with everything in a skirt. i don't feel bad for him, or her-but i feel really bad for the two kids.
as for all these 'mistresses'-whether you're cheating with a rich guy or a poor guy, it still speaks volumes about their character as well-or lack thereof.

Danzig 12-07-2009 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Arletta
!!

OMG!

Same thought at the same time! :D

;)

Antitrust32 12-07-2009 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Danzig
that may be so...but that doesn't excuse this guy going around and playing patty cake with everything in a skirt. i don't feel bad for him, or her-but i feel really bad for the two kids.as for all these 'mistresses'-whether you're cheating with a rich guy or a poor guy, it still speaks volumes about their character as well-or lack thereof.


exactly, exactly, and exactly. good post Zig.

Crown@club 12-07-2009 01:57 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI8lJlWsURA

SNL could had done better.

Sightseek 12-07-2009 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716
The honesty would be very refreshing, but I'm guessing you won't be hearing anything resembling that statement during Tiger's next press conference.

No need to blame dad, Nike is the one who told him to do it.

gales0678 12-07-2009 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
From what I've heard, she's a real bitch... went from a nanny to a billionare and has a bitch complex and an "i'm better than you" attitude. My source could be completely wrong but.. I know I will get kidded for saying this, but sometimes. what goes around "cums" around.


maybe you should have gone down to orlando and loosened her up:eek: :eek:

when you get rich i'm going to remind u to not turn into one:eek: :D

Rupert Pupkin 12-07-2009 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716
I really believe that Tiger's people are going to spin this that he has a real problem. They are going to blame all the stress/pressure he had growing up living up to his fathers expectations and the fact that he really wasn't able to have any kind of real childhood/youth. That led him to the world of alcohol and drugs (which is pure speculation). He will enter a rehab clinic to try to fix his troubles and when he comes out he wants to reconcile with his wife and try to be the father that his children deserve. People are forgiving and eventually some other celebrity/athlete will screw up and everyone will forget about Tiger. It may be 100% BS, but it might buy him sympathy with some people reguarding his endorsements. As far as the golf crowd goes, I still really believe that most of his fans (which are probably older males) couldn't give a damn about his extra activities. We all have all heard stories on golf courses, hell I know they always have knock outs judging those closest to the pin contest when I golf at outings. Personally I dont agree what he has done, but I really couldn't care less. It's none of my buisness.

I agree with you that he's going to come out and say that he has a real problem. However, I don't think he will blame anyone or make any excuses. If he tries to make excuses, it won't go over well. He's just going to have to come out and say: 1. I have a problem. 2. It is solely my fault that I develpoed this problem. 3. I have completely humiliated myself and my family. 4. I apologize to my family and my fans. I have let alot of people down. 5. I apologize to the girls that I had the affairs with. I put them in a bad situation. 6. I'm going to get help and I'm going to make sure that this never happens again.

I think those will basically be the talking points. He's going to have to take full responsibility. If he tries to blame others or make excuses, the apology won't be nearly as effective.

Payson Dave 12-07-2009 02:22 PM

I seem to recall his dad saying something to the effect that the only thing that could negatively impact TW's game was a woman...seems like it might have been around the time he was getting engaged or married to Elin.... this infatuation with waitresses may have been something that goes back a few years

Antitrust32 12-07-2009 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by gales0678
maybe you should have gone down to orlando and loosened her up:eek: :eek:

when you get rich i'm going to remind u to not turn into one:eek: :D

What? A HO or a bitch?

MaTH716 12-07-2009 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Payson Dave
I seem to recall his dad saying something to the effect that the only thing that could negatively impact TW's game was a woman...seems like it might have been around the time he was getting engaged or married to Elin.... this infatuation with waitresses may have been something that goes back a few years

Wasn't there someone around here who had that same sort of infatuation with waitresses like Tiger? :rolleyes:

Payson Dave 12-07-2009 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716
Wasn't there someone around here who had that same sort of infatuation with waitresses like Tiger? :rolleyes:

I think he may have tons of money also now that you mention it...


dont get me wrong here either.. I have nothing against hot waitresses....


(not that Tigers selections are necessarilly hot)

Rupert Pupkin 12-07-2009 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Payson Dave
I think he may have tons of money also now that you mention it...


dont get me wrong here either.. I have nothing against hot waitresses....


(not that Tigers selections are necessarilly hot)

I think they are all pretty hot with the exception of the one at Perkins.

alysheba4 12-07-2009 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Gander
I dont think its the actual sex he is addicted to. Its more the art of manipulating people and being in control, feeling entitled to do whatever he wants. No moral conscience at all. Sounds like a sociopath to me. This is much more about the ego and the power, the manipulating than it is the sex. This is one sick guy and I am sorry I ever rooted for him. Some role model to young kids. What a complete fraud.

.......what??? join the real world.

Bigsmc 12-07-2009 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716
Wasn't there someone around here who had that same sort of infatuation with waitresses like Tiger? :rolleyes:

Thus, your avatar, The Waitress Slayers.

Scav 12-07-2009 03:30 PM

Tiger just didn't listen to my rulebook about the slaying ways

Rupert Pupkin 12-07-2009 04:05 PM

Tiger's wife has reportedly moved out, at least temporarily. When it looked like there were only 1 or 2 affairs, I thought there was a great chance that Tiger could save his marriage. At this point, I would guess that there is less than a 50% chance of him saving the marriage.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusive...wife-moves-out

Coach Pants 12-07-2009 04:26 PM

This thread will be the biggest thread in nerdy trail history if it turns out he has HIV.

Just imagine the marketing possibilites...Tiger AND Magic.

randallscott35 12-07-2009 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants
This thread will be the biggest thread in nerdy trail history if it turns out he has HIV.

Just imagine the marketing possibilites...Tiger AND Magic.

For the wife's sake I hope that's not true. Not for Tiger's.

Coach Pants 12-07-2009 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35
For the wife's sake I hope that's not true. Not for Tiger's.

Well they probably both use Valtrex. If the number is up to 10, and some of them are doozies, then they are both infected with something.

gales0678 12-07-2009 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
What? A HO or a bitch?


you ain't a ho , never will be

herkhorse 12-07-2009 08:07 PM

poor choice of words?


Associated Press

WELLINGTON, New Zealand -- Tiger Woods' caddie said Saturday he supports his boss while the world's No. 1 golfer copes with allegations of extramarital affairs.

Steve Williams has been Woods' caddie the last 10 years. He refused to discuss Woods' private life, although he said the golfer had confided in him.

"That's what friends are for," he told the New Zealand Herald. "You support them through good and bad. It's like marriage, really."

Williams also told the newspaper he expected to carry Woods' bag in San Diego the last week in January.

He said Woods called to say he was withdrawing from the Chevron World Challenge in California because of injuries from a Nov. 27 car crash.

Williams was to have driven in a dirt track car race at Te Marua, north of Wellington, on Saturday night but withdrew because of engine trouble.

randallscott35 12-07-2009 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by herkhorse
poor choice of words?


Associated Press

WELLINGTON, New Zealand -- Tiger Woods' caddie said Saturday he supports his boss while the world's No. 1 golfer copes with allegations of extramarital affairs.

Steve Williams has been Woods' caddie the last 10 years. He refused to discuss Woods' private life, although he said the golfer had confided in him.

"That's what friends are for," he told the New Zealand Herald. "You support them through good and bad. It's like marriage, really."

Williams also told the newspaper he expected to carry Woods' bag in San Diego the last week in January.

He said Woods called to say he was withdrawing from the Chevron World Challenge in California because of injuries from a Nov. 27 car crash.

Williams was to have driven in a dirt track car race at Te Marua, north of Wellington, on Saturday night but withdrew because of engine trouble.

What's he gonna say?

randallscott35 12-07-2009 08:39 PM

Remember how alcohol was not involved?

http://www.nj.com/golf/index.ssf/200...ger_woods.html

Bigsmc 12-07-2009 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35
Remember how alcohol was not involved?

http://www.nj.com/golf/index.ssf/200...ger_woods.html

How can it not be? Sober people don't lay down in the road and snore after running their SUV into a hydrant and tree.

randallscott35 12-07-2009 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Bigsmc
How can it not be? Sober people don't lay down in the road and snore after running their SUV into a hydrant and tree.

Non-billionaires get a DUI test I'd say as well.

Danzig 12-07-2009 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Bigsmc
How can it not be? Sober people don't lay down in the road and snore after running their SUV into a hydrant and tree.


hell, maybe he's just worn out from too many u-turns under the sheets. he obviously doesn't sleep while in bed.

Sightseek 12-07-2009 09:14 PM

!!!

This is the Diner chick who is reportedly the one who had the kinkiest sex with him:

http://image3.examiner.com/images/bl...y_lawton_2.jpg

“He wanted to spank me and loved pulling my hair as we had sex,” she told the paper.

randallscott35 12-07-2009 09:21 PM

It's a stunning contrast to the squeaky-clean image Woods cultivated at the insistence of his father, Earl Woods, Jr. Before he passed away in 2006, Earl Woods compared his son to Ghandi.


http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/sp...-78737192.html

MaTH716 12-07-2009 09:36 PM



Pulled up, vanned off.

Sightseek 12-07-2009 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716
Pulled up, vanned off.

!!!!

:tro:

timmgirvan 12-07-2009 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Bigsmc
How can it not be? Sober people don't lay down in the road and snore after running their SUV into a hydrant and tree.

Ambien and booze will get you snoring really quick!


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