Oh..I see.

By that same measure you have no idea who won the Revolutionary War then?




Go to u-tube.....see for yourself;don't believe me.






















By the way--I mean the Kennedy thing and not the R-War.


:rolleyes:

But they were smart.


I mean you could not have done this by the book; the way they should have. You could have never secreted Oswald away and then have to announce----"Oh boy. Someone shot him..he died.Oh well."


This way everyone in the world knew it was done by a crazed rogue element of the mafia.

And you knew they would believe it..one way or another.





Like I said...fine work.

The Elvis Impersonator is trying to find out who won the Revolutionary War.


Godspeed.

That is not even clever. Finish your story please.












Oh, you're done?





















Mahvolous :tro:

Take your disingenuous tripe back upstairs.

KGB's going to hear about this












Mark my words ;)

Is there anything he doesn't hear?



OK...Oswald did it all be himself.


So did the collective American people.

I will be all alone Thanksgiving...as per usual.My Mother and sisty ugly--I mean lovely sister now live in Florida and my other sisty ugly I mean lovely sister now lives in North Carolina.

All my friends now hate me,so no one invited me for Thanksgiving.:(



But I will be enjoying the day with my forest creatures.We will be having hot dogs and Campbells chicken soup;given I don't have any more food accidents....etc.


Also..I am no longer under medical care as my doctors now hate me,too.


As a final farewell to those imbeciles I put smiley faces on on all their inkblots.






:)

Ya know..(ror!) we here at the ....CAH-SOL....enjoy cool nights.

Yes.

We do.


Not arctic air ,25 inches of snow belt friggin' lake snow.



But anyhoo.....that brings to mind this old ....CAH-SOL...standard.I'll tell you what I do when listening to this one. I am sitting on a chair and not floating in the air for this---by the way.

If I may say so without sounding like a pin head...I excel at dancing;so I dance in my chair to this. I sway my torso side to side,do an easy shimmy and bounce up and down using the power of my lower abs,pelvic girdle assembly and,of course,the buttocks.And...my head wobbles-- some.At about 2:30 seconds that guitar solo really makes it wobble.







I just thought of something.






I must really look stupid doing this.





But it's fun.


So..why don't you try it? Here ya go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHN3X6tFqAw

HAY!!



I just imagined a forest fairy dancing to this!

Isn't that great!?




Yes...at the beginning she is buzzing down aiming to land in a glen on soft brush.



But she makes a boo boo and lands on a stone with a thud...right on her dupa.




:)


But then she starts dancing and it really,really looks great----really,really.



OK.....just thought I'd mention it.

Oh my God.

Look at Arletta and listen to this.







I'm wobbling all over.

I just noticed something.

Directly behind me ,about --oh---say 25 feet away is a basement window.It's ..like sunken.You know----has one of those wells around it.

Anyhoo----3 chipmunks,5 birdies and the heads of 2 deer are watching me!!



Maybe I don't look so stupid.




Oh.

I know what it is.




They are looking at Arletta's photo.

I can't blame them.







Oh Mr.Hossy........don't bother with the retching act---OK?

Gee...look at that time...mm-mm-mmm.




I'm going to play it one last round and look at Arletta's photo.

This is like SSSSSO Q-L.

Gosh..it's hard to leave.Look at that face...that smile.....the way she folds her pretty little hands together.




And I'm stuck with this stuffed zebra.

I shouldn't say that.

He is my only friend.




But I am going to go now.....just one more time..one more and that's it.

Gosh such a beautiful little face......I wish I never got this idea.

Do you see how she seems to so sweetly say---"Hi!I am new here."



Last time....one last time. Then I must go.I have hot dogs and chicken soup to prepare.

Might you be related to Dr. Doolittle? I think you must have a way with the creatures.....sure seem to, ya know!?

I lied.

I did it 5 more times.


Hi,'Pydah.


I am Mr.DoLots.

But thank you for your observation.

I think I've got it...

I believe you are the love child of Dr. Doolittle and Ms Doughtfire..

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GPGaPM...eature=related

Hey 'Orte'

Have a good chicken soup day...gobble, gobble....I mean Slurp, Slurp