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Cannon Shell 05-13-2008 03:04 PM
"Super Joe" Hafner

Coach Pants 05-13-2008 03:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
Ah wonder war HoseGarden is??






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10....Blowing up Gotti ( ror!!)


9....Solving Rubicks Joint ( double ror!!)


8....In Physics remedial school.....class taught by Professor Irwin Corey.


7....Applying for Bulls head coaching position.


6....Out filming Bellicheck....already denies knowing it was against the rules.


5....Making window pane out of acid rain


4....Fingers still stuck in Chinese magic trick.


3....Losing his shirt in shell game hosted by Andy Serling


2....Making pennies out of melted copper




And the number one place HoseGarden could be.....




















.....1....Ordering shell extensions at the local Internet Cafe for his trained oysters
#5 is the best won sir.

TheSpyder 05-13-2008 05:29 PM
Gotta Go with #8...The Professor who obviously spent too much time doing #5

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHlLm...eature=related

Mortimer 05-13-2008 06:34 PM
Guys...I don't think these are as good as I think when 5 and 8 top the list.

Mortimer 05-13-2008 06:35 PM
But thanks.

Mortimer 05-13-2008 06:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheSpyder
Gotta Go with #8...The Professor who obviously spent too much time doing #5

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHlLm...eature=related

I really wonder if that's how HoseGarden looks and sounds.

Mortimer 05-13-2008 06:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cannon Shell
"Super Joe" Hafner
Ever see film of him?

Boy..what a literal stiff. He lasted one year of moderately impressive rookie production. Hafner's record is far more impressive....but I do think he's finished.

pgardn 05-13-2008 06:54 PM
Garden hose was working.

And I did get the Tesla Coil up
and running, a few minor tweaks
and we will have major fake lightning
accompanied by ozone.

Twas a good day.

I shall draw the plans in case
anyone wishes to shock themselves
I will go to the paint board.

Spurs v. Hornets.
Lets see if Byron Scott can
make the proper adjustments.
I think he will have problems, he
had problems with the Nets doing
this, but he has a lot more talent
now.

pgardn 05-13-2008 07:21 PM
Attachment 742


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO7j5LKmd3I
and a website for what they look like when finely tuned
The guy who made this had an awesome 2' coil. Look
at how many winds he got on that monster...

If a radio station was attempting to transmit within
a couple of miles of this guys coil, STATIC.

Notice the guy had a Faraday cage on his head and torso.
Morton forgot his.

Mortimer 05-13-2008 07:49 PM
Oh my God!!


I'm surprised he didn't turn into Frankenstein!

Cannon Shell 05-13-2008 08:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
Ever see film of him?

Boy..what a literal stiff. He lasted one year of moderately impressive rookie production. Hafner's record is far more impressive....but I do think he's finished.
I remember a particular saturday game of the week when I think Bryant Gumbel, who was still doing network sports, did a feature on him before a rare indians showing on game of the week.

Mortimer 05-13-2008 08:30 PM
Then you know he ran stiff and batted stiff.


The trainer said he suffered from....stiffness.

If you know what I mean.

Mortimer 05-14-2008 08:09 AM
And so..............we are at Game 5. That's the way the NBA likes to say it---Game 5. Like it's a big deal.




Well it's not.

It's the 5th game---is what it is.



My only question is what WITNESS gets yelled at by The FROZEN ONE??

















Opinions.

Mortimer 05-14-2008 08:20 AM
Joe Jockaman!!?

Mortimer 05-14-2008 03:12 PM
Oh no...I've been posting Cavs material in the Spurs thread.


I'm deeply sorry for getting lost in threads...again.



Mainly because the Spurs suck.

Mortimer 05-14-2008 03:13 PM
Happy Birthday Hi....I don't know the other guy.







EAUXH!!..That rhymes!

Coach Pants 05-14-2008 06:34 PM
Oddsmakers have both lines -9 for the home teams tonight.


Cavs might cover. Utah...eh wouldn't bet on it.

Mortimer 05-15-2008 09:16 AM
Oh well.

Coach Pants 05-18-2008 05:33 PM
Horrible decision making in crunch time.


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