LOL, like coy dogs taking down an elk 3 times their size! They work in a pack and all share the meal, no matter who makes the kill.

Yep. Gloria got some of his money with one bite. Don't be surprised to see her try to get another bite of him.

LOL that would be great. September 2010 issue of "check out the pus.sy Tiger has been in"

I will only buy it if Elin is featured.

Gander, think about it. He is a dog. O.K. Now, you have at least 4 females acting poorly. Three of them are sleeping with a married man. The other is supposed to be a womens' rights attorney, but she's rep'n a homewrecker. Even Elin committed an act of domestic violence, and lied to the cops about it. He can't even let the cops in the house, cuz she tore something up in there so much. He was def. trying to get away from that psycho. I don't agree with this prevailing view that a wife can just start beating on anybody n' anything. You want kids seeing momma acting predator? They are well paid for their victimhood. 4 out of the 5 I mentioned are gunna get paid by him (or because of him.) Probably the 5th one is figuring out how she can get hers.

micheal vick is up there as well.

This is a quote by Uchitel when her fiance was killed in 9/11:

Ms. Uchitel said she had gotten some charity money and was far from poor. Still, she felt there should be something to ease the pain of a lost future. ''Money doesn't necessarily compensate,'' she said, ''but in this society that's what we use to compensate. What else is there, unless they're going to give me some knight in shining armor?

(her fiance had left all of his money to his sister)

Nice place in hell for her.

Both of them need to go! If this is true with Tiger (and I assume it is) then he's in the same category.

Tiger offered Elin an additional 80 mil today to stay with him (ammended prenup). Personally, I hope she tells him to shove it! He offers her 80 mil, what's he going to offer the mistresses..... ain't gonna be cheap!

Interesting to see that both of Tiger's and Elin's mom were there when all of this took place (in background on 911 tape).

I also back what I've heard from Jesper. Would hate to be him... being the one that set them up together.

This is what Tiger should of wrtten (instead of that mainly narcissistic effort to deflect.) It would of been a lot better this way, but he had to complain during like about 75% of it. It's pretty amazing. What a spoiled brat.

"I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves.I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology."

Why? She has two beautiful childern with him? That would outweigh the pain of finding out he's cheating by about a million times. Even if the relationship doesnt last. I'm sure she loves her kids more than anything in the world.

Did I hear right that Tiger is actually paying Elin financial incentives (5 mill up front) to stay with him for at least 2 years?

LOL, is this a marriage or just another business transaction?

Sounds to me like the latter.

What strange things money does to people.

Sounds like he's getting advice from Brian Cashman (I wonder if there is a club option for a 3rd year).

I dont think I have ever been so happy to be poor and in a happy marriage in my life.

Agreed but that being said, Tiger has so much money that he could fix this no problem at all.
Just come out say that he and his wife has had some differences. Admit he went about it wrongly and made several mistakes. Stress about how much he loves his kids (which I'm hoping is true) and that he wants custody of them (even if he's bluffing, many people will give him the benifit of the doubt because of his previous perfect past. Also he has enough money to hire the best army of nannies for whne he's golfing and whoring). Then come up with some sort of settlement/agreement with his soon to be ex-wife. He will become a bachlor and do whatever he wants. With his starpower he will always be able to make money, unless he does an O.J.
In this case money might be able to get him out of this hole.

I dont think this problem can be fixed with money, but then again none of us really know how happy or unhappy or real or not real this marriage is or ever was. I'm sure both of them love their kids and will do the best for them.
I know in my own personal experience, if I ever did that to my wife (even once) I would get divorce papers headed my way, and all the money in the world wouldnt matter. My wife has different values and expectations than most women and wouldnt consider any amount of money to stay with somebody who deceived her like that. But some are different and yes to your point, some can be paid off for their pride and slef esteem to be kept at bay. I didnt marry one of those, so I cant speak as to what this guy is going through and what will happen.

A woman who's interest is only in money is the biggest turn off in the world. Money comes and goes.

The most outrageous quote I heard from anybody all week was the one from Rocco Mediate, who (no surprise) is defending Tiger and deflecting the blame to the media, his nosey fans and the paparazzi...as if we told Tiger to go ahead and have affairs with 3 women.

"He made a mistake, we all make mistakes, millions of them. Knowing Tiger, he'll fix this. Everything is fixable."

I am very very disappointed in Tiger. The only way he can redeem himself in my eyes is to:

- Divorce Elin

- Dump Steve

- Have a different Hoe carry his bag at every Tour Event

Then I am back to cheering for "The Man" once again..

The other thing is, he not only hurt her in multiple ways emotionally but potentially physically if he wasn't practicing safe sex and even if he used a condom that is not 100% safety.

I would bet a million bucks he used condoms. Guys that rich dont make THOSE mistakes. Knock her up and $$$$. There's a name for those types of girls and I'm SURE Tiger knows that.

Yeah we also thought that he was smart enough not to text and leave voicemails.

But I think the condom safe sex stuff is at the bottom of a really long list of his troubles.

They dont? How about the mistake of using his real cell phone when calling his bitches, and leaving vocie mails and all those text messages.

Guys this rich dont make these mistakes? LOL!

He was dumb enough to do the things he did, I wouldn't be so sure. This was a "Tool Academy" girl. She probably has more crabs than the Chesapeake.

ewwww!

Com'on Randall it's almost 2010. No one gets crabs anymore, that went out with the bushy look in the 80's. Now if you said genital warts, I would agree with you that they could be in play.

Bed Bugs

Australia was rough on ole Tiger. Wife not there, but Rachel was, so he could still get 'em a lil sumthim. Won the tournament while he was there AND got a cool $20 million in appearance fees.

Ain't life a bitch :)

That 20 has been spent and then some

Oh hell yeah.

Welcome to the real world Cheetah Woods :)

Rich guys care a lot more about not having to pay child support and knocking a broad up than some stupid texts and voice mails. I dont understand how the one stupid act relates to not using condoms.

I hung out with a lot of athletes who were trying to go pro in football and I would hear them always talk about not making THAT mistake. So yeah, he aint dumb enough to make that mistake.

Cheating and knocking a HO up are two totally seperate things.

Yes, he wouldnt be that dumb. Rich guys dont fall for the "I'm on the pill" line. Too much at stake.

Obviously he didnt care much about his marriage enough to openly call and text his girls all the time.

He probably has an invincibility complex, thought he was bulletproof like Superman when it comes to everything. Obviously he was wrong.
I think whoever mentioned it the other day was right. His father was the one who kept him on the path, but he's not here anymore.

You need to thank me for staying around to keep you on the straight and narrow.

when mike tyson was youn he had 2 real good handlers around

i think 1 was jim jacobs

once they passed away suddenly it was all over for tyson --- robin givens got a hold of him and it was all over

Are Tiger's powers so great that we can now safely say the Appalachian Trail is completely paved all the way to Mt Katadahn??

Take a look at what Rachel Uchitel looked like back in 2001. As the father of her fiancee at the time has said, she doesn't even look like the same person. Not only does she look totally different, but her whole persona is just completely different. It's hard to belive that it is the same person.

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/20...herinlaw_.html

I guess that plastic surgeon was worth every penny!

I haven't seen one his girls yet that could hold a candle to Elin in the looks department.

I know, that is what blows my mind! As a woman you always feel like you're not pretty enough and being compared to other girls - but I guess it really doesn't matter how pretty you are if you're married to Tiger Woods. :zz: