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Sightseek 04-24-2015 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 1023838)
:D:{>: Snowed here yesterday!!!!

You were probably the only person who was happy about that!

I recall there being snow for Easter when I lived in Sara's Toga (whoa! :eek: that did NOT come out right), but never this late.

Arletta 04-26-2015 09:45 PM

From Morty :{>:


===================================



Someone just outed them self.



Anyways:The Kentucky Okey Dokey Top Five:


1....Forever Unbridled.
2....Eskenformoney
3....Stellar Wind
4....Lovely Maria
5....Oceanwave


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJH1hSTO_-k

Arletta 04-29-2015 09:50 PM

From Morty :{>:



=======================================


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0DD2zGT2Tg



CLYDEFORM!! is proud to present the UBER fine analysis of the KENTUCKY OKEY DOKEY brought to you by MMMM!!!!




I wish to thank SightyPooKins for presenting the cards in high heels and---- that's it.


Sorry to the guys and UnclyTrust for having Old Wuffie squirt her all over with mustard and ketchup and then pouring many pretty, multi-colored little candy beads over the mustard and ketchup art.

O=:>


Just stay clear of my shredder, Sighty.







Here ya go:






1....FOREVER UNBRIDLED



KEEPHAHKEEPAH!!






2....SHOOK UP



Too nervous.




Crinkle....


trash can






3....INCLUDE BETTY



I shall'nt.




Crinkle....


trash can






4....ESKEN4HONEY



whoa!!




KEEPAHKEEPAH!!






5....CONDOM DEMANDO



NO!



Bitch.




Crinkle....


trash can






6....ANGELA RAINY


Not on this parade baby.





Crinkle....


trash can






7....LOVELY MARIA



tsssssssssssssssssssssssss!!



KEEPHKEEPAH!!






8....I'MACHATTERBOX



You won't shut up and that's why you'll get gassed.

....uh no....





Crinkle....


trash can






9....MONEY'SONCHARLOTTETHEHARLOT


2 dollah!!....long time!!



BLECH!




Crinkle....


trash can






10..OCEANWAVE



You bet!

KEEPAH-KEEPAH!!






11....SARAH SIS


Sorry Debbie,but I am going to place her carefully into the trash can so as not to harm her.

And no crinkling.




plop






12..STELLAR WIND



KEEPAHKEEPAH!!






13..GOTAFLATTIRE












WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!






14....VOMIT




AWFUL!!!!





nyyoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !!




thud








Gosh I may have too many.

But oh well.





1....ESKEN4HONEY
2....LOVELY MARIA
3....FOREVER UNBRIDLED
4....OCEANWAVE
5....STELLAR WIND





CLYDEFORM SAFETY NET: Bet 5 to win/place on all 5.




Don't forget to bet EKATI'S PHAETON to win and the ex box on her and PROMISE ME SILVER and TAYLOR S in the race before.

Sightseek 04-29-2015 11:51 PM

Quote:

5....CONDOM DEMANDO



NO!



Bitch.




Crinkle....


trash can
That is so wrong!


:D

herkhorse 04-30-2015 05:41 AM

Hey Sightie! Frosted is right next to Keen Ice, just sayin'. :p

Sightseek 04-30-2015 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herkhorse (Post 1024632)
Hey Sightie! Frosted is right next to Keen Ice, just sayin'. :p

The Fresh Maker, Framintmento, made the field too! :tro:

Rileyoriley 04-30-2015 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 1013581)
Time to leave the Christmas thread behind...................

Holy Cow Picks:

Frosted/Keen Ice exacta box in honor of the 1st snowstorm of 2015.:{>:

My Kentucky Derby exacta Frosted/Keen Ice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(In hopes of a May snowstorm)

Rileyoriley 04-30-2015 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 1024604)
From Morty :{>:



=======================================


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0DD2zGT2Tg



CLYDEFORM!! is proud to present the UBER fine analysis of the KENTUCKY OKEY DOKEY brought to you by MMMM!!!!




I wish to thank SightyPooKins for presenting the cards in high heels and---- that's it.


Sorry to the guys and UnclyTrust for having Old Wuffie squirt her all over with mustard and ketchup and then pouring many pretty, multi-colored little candy beads over the mustard and ketchup art.

O=:>


Just stay clear of my shredder, Sighty.







Here ya go:






1....FOREVER UNBRIDLED



KEEPHAHKEEPAH!!






2....SHOOK UP



Too nervous.




Crinkle....


trash can






3....INCLUDE BETTY



I shall'nt.




Crinkle....


trash can






4....ESKEN4HONEY



whoa!!




KEEPAHKEEPAH!!






5....CONDOM DEMANDO



NO!



Bitch.




Crinkle....


trash can






6....ANGELA RAINY


Not on this parade baby.





Crinkle....


trash can






7....LOVELY MARIA



tsssssssssssssssssssssssss!!



KEEPHKEEPAH!!






8....I'MACHATTERBOX



You won't shut up and that's why you'll get gassed.

....uh no....





Crinkle....


trash can






9....MONEY'SONCHARLOTTETHEHARLOT


2 dollah!!....long time!!



BLECH!




Crinkle....


trash can






10..OCEANWAVE



You bet!

KEEPAH-KEEPAH!!






11....SARAH SIS


Sorry Debbie,but I am going to place her carefully into the trash can so as not to harm her.

And no crinkling.




plop






12..STELLAR WIND



KEEPAHKEEPAH!!






13..GOTAFLATTIRE












WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!






14....VOMIT




AWFUL!!!!





nyyoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !!




thud








Gosh I may have too many.

But oh well.





1....ESKEN4HONEY
2....LOVELY MARIA
3....FOREVER UNBRIDLED
4....OCEANWAVE
5....STELLAR WIND





CLYDEFORM SAFETY NET: Bet 5 to win/place on all 5.




Don't forget to bet EKATI'S PHAETON to win and the ex box on her and PROMISE ME SILVER and TAYLOR S in the race before.


Sarah doesn't have a Sis because of Condom Demando so that's my exacta box!:D

Sightseek 04-30-2015 11:38 PM

I'm A Chatterbox, but Stellar Winds create Oceanwaves.

OldDog 05-01-2015 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 1024798)
I'm A Chatterbox, but Stellar Winds create Oceanwaves.

:D

Rileyoriley 05-01-2015 05:09 PM

Post your KD 5 picks here (or there) before the race:

1.Frosted
2.Keen Ice
3.Bolo
4.Ocho Ocho Ocho
5.Upstart

Arletta 05-01-2015 08:40 PM

From Morty :{>:


================================================

CLYDEFORM's!! FIVE:
1....MATERIALITY
2....FRAMMENTO
3....FROSTED
4....FIRING LINE
5....TRECENDUR

Arletta 05-01-2015 08:44 PM

1) Dortmund
2) Frosted
3) Firing Line
4) American Pharoah
5) Bolo

Sightseek 05-01-2015 08:53 PM

1. American Pharoah
2. Dortmund
3. Tencender
4. Frammento
5. Firing Line

Arletta 05-02-2015 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 1025024)
Post your KD 5 picks here (or there) before the race:

1.Frosted
2.Keen Ice
3.International Star
4.Ocho Ocho Ocho
5.Upstart

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 1025061)
From Morty :{>:


================================================

CLYDEFORM's!! FIVE:



1....MATERIALITY
2....FRAMMENTO
3....INTERNATIONAL STAR
4....FROSTED
5....FIRING LINE

International Star is out as I am sure you heard.

Rileyoriley 05-02-2015 11:45 AM

Old Wuffie's picks:

Dortmund
Frosted
American Pharoah
Firing Line
Upstart

Rileyoriley 05-03-2015 10:14 AM

Congrats to Laura, Sighty, and Old Wuffie! :tro::)

Arletta 05-03-2015 07:22 PM

From Morty :{>:


================================================== ========

Huge high five's to Arletta and Old Wuffie for nailing the super boxed set.

Sighty-Poo...fine work for the 5 horsey boxed set......sssssssssso close!!



My swell pick for the Preakness is Materiality ,should he run.He and Frosted e-boxed, should Frosted run.

What happened to the post of the one who dines at the White Cliff's of Dover????

Arletta 05-07-2015 02:46 PM

For us weirdo's ~ From Morty :{>:



================================================== ======


Thank goodness it's over.

What a mess.




This whole thing is pretty doggone zippy.Pick and choose as you wish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDJ9ZvXKEaE



If one argues post race horsey opinions on message boards ,one is a carp.

Whales ,or even sharks, never argue post race opinions on horsey message boards.

Carps and crayfish argue.


Only a certain person would say, in response to being informed of impending Grandmotherhood ...................."Oh crap."


It should test our imagination regarding other retorts:


"Aw fer fucl< sakes."

"eauxh mine GOT! That is awful!"

"This is an outrage!!!"

"who is baffert!!??"


And yer what not.



I would really,really be disappointed if Materiality is good to run but isn't sent to the Preakness.This fine horsey writer( I didn't write about him in detail before, so I have no link to what I didn't write about him)is still very high on this fine animal.Along with the first three finishers in the K-Derby,the Preakness would be a to die for watch.


My Doc is in love with me....no question.She cares not that I am radioactive.She only wants my jungle offerings.Or it may be the Hershey bars.I never thought Hershey bars such an aphrodisiac,but boy are they.Bathe in Tibetan Musk oil, bring oodles of Hershey bars----fah-get it.It don't get no easier.I expect the Starship will be undergoing some surgical procedures here in the near term,but I think she will come out of it all in A#1 shape.Has PayBob finished that 7 furlonger?It seems as though he should have crossed the finish line by about Tuesday morning.Just wondering.


I wanted to bring this one back,but only because I'd like you to take a listen at the 15 second mark.Doesn't Joe Cocker( why wasn't there a Sally Twatter??)look like a dead body freshly brought back to life?? I find it HIGHLY amusing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RavIqRBe_L0




Friends,are dead people calling you?There is help available.It's called phone block.Never be bothered by a prankster dead person again.

You still watching the Twatter....whoa!....I mean Cocker clip? .I think I also spot several others who were reanimated;mainly in the audience.That one nutty female back up singer bugs me.


There should be blogs for girls called Titter.

snarf!

Oh boy.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehwSEVbBZl4



Huge tip here: Watering one's pud with Big Springs,MO. mineral water and rubbing it down with Muscle Shoals mud.....AND zapping it with a constant ,carefully measured does of radiation will produce a prodigious woody.It would embarrass even Golden Missile.


The "herding" tendency here at NT is really getting carried away.

Who's in your herd?

Know what ahm thayin'?




I'm weird,aye? Now, this has been covered before by me.The admission;I do make.But, again....this is good.This is because the world population is made up of a large preponderance of the non-weird.My conclusion is the same,hasn't changed.I think your weird.See? It's all relative.I am in a very special group of bipeds called"Left of Pisces." We are special creatures and are not even in the same dimension as you non-weird.We flatten you with corollaries all the time and at our leisure.


I Wonder why I said that?

I know why.

Sorbet....anyone?





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At3FH01FlWU

Sightseek 05-08-2015 12:28 AM

Who is Baffert?


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