Harness Show Parlay

[GPK]

Baby is asleep, so a great way to waste time before bed.:$:

[GPK]

Northfield 7th

$5 #4

[GPK]

Northfield 7th

$5 #4

Winner $2.20



Yonkers

$5 #2

[GPK]

Blah...done on the 2nd go.

Start over.

Northfield 8th

$10 show #4

[GPK]

No driving f*ckers.:mad:

[GPK]

Windsor

9th

$10 #9

[GPK]

Windsor

9th

$10 #9

:mad::mad::mad:

[GPK]

When all else fails, bet the 1.

Yonkers 9th

$10 #1

[GPK]

When all else fails, bet the 1.

Yonkers 9th

$10 #1

:$::$:

$4.30 x 5 = $21.50

Northfield 9th

$21 #1

[GPK]

:$::$:

$4.30 x 5 = $21.50

Northfield 9th

$21 #1

:$::$:

$3.00 x 10.5 = $31.50

[GPK]

Yonkers 10th

$32 #1

[GPK]

Yonkers 10th

$32 #1

Yeah...because an almost :55 first half makes TONS of sense.

Penis with ears.

[herkhorse]

not sure if I should give you a trophy or a white flag, I guess these will do:

:zz:
:rolleyes:

[Bigsmc]

I see 4 days of parlaying last week has not sharpened your skills.

[GPK]

:D

[MaTH716]

1930

[Heels1989]

I see 4 days of parlaying last week has not sharpened your skills.

Must be starting his practice for next year.

We should start a list on "DON'Ts"

1. No Nakatani, 8/5 or otherwise
2. No first time EC
3. No first time snow/michelins
4. No trotting races for fear of the break

What else am I missing.

[GPK]

Night #2

-BT- Downs aka The Meadows

Race 1

$5 show #6

[GPK]

Night #2

-BT- Downs aka The Meadows

Race 1

$5 show #6

Winner $4.20

[GPK]

Northfield Race 1

$10 #6

[Bigsmc]

Northfield Race 1

$10 #6

I don't have to look up the Northfield charts to see how this turned out, do I Kev?

[GPK]

I don't have to look up the Northfield charts to see how this turned out, do I Kev?

:o

[GPK]

I'm gonna give it the ole college try tonight...but just once.

Yanhkas

$5 show #8

[GPK]

I'm gonna give it the ole college try tonight...but just once.

Yanhkas

$5 show #8

Giggity. Winnah.

Da Big M

$7 show #10

[GPK]

Giggity. Winnah.

Da Big M

$7 show #10

blah

[GPK]

Ok, last one (for tonight :o)

Maywood

$5 show #2

[MaTH716]

Woodbine $10 show #7. :o

[GPK]

Woodbine $10 show #7. :o

COME ON!!! WHAT RACE??? get with the game.

[MaTH716]

COME ON!!! WHAT RACE??? get with the game.

7th. :o:o

[GPK]

Ok, last one (for tonight :o)

Maywood

$5 show #2

Woo Hoo $2.20 Holla...

Meadowlands 8th

$6 show #7

[MaTH716]

Woodbine $10 show #7. :o

$2.30 make it rain bitches.

Meadowlands $12 show 8 race 8

[GPK]

F*ck it.

[MaTH716]

$2.30 make it rain bitches.

Meadowlands $12 show 8 race 8

$2.60. :D

That was one ugly race.

[Heels1989]

Big .
race 10
$10 show no 2

[MaTH716]

Big .
race 10
$10 show no 2

This virus is spreading quickly......

[Heels1989]

This virus is spreading quickly......

Hopefully I dont start pissing from my a$$ :p;)

[herkhorse]

Hopefully I dont start pissing from my a$$ :p;)

:eek:



I'm done with the show parlays, it's going to be tough but I must remain strong. They're a bit like playing Deal or no Deal, when do you stop? At 100.00?, 200.00? 1000.00? Just one more.


...and Matt, really? I thought you were above all this. :D

[Bigsmc]

In lieu of Baker Acting all y'all.

MODS PLEASE LOCK THIS THREAD NOW!!

[MaTH716]

:eek:



I'm done with the show parlays, it's going to be tough but I must remain strong. They're a bit like playing Deal or no Deal, when do you stop? At 100.00?, 200.00? 1000.00? Just one more.


...and Matt, really? I thought you were above all this. :D

:rolleyes:

[GPK]

Windsor 4th

$4 Show #1

[GPK]

0 FOR 1

Balmoral Race 1

$5 show #8

[GPK]

0 FOR 1

Balmoral Race 1

$5 show #8

:mad::mad:

I'm cheating.
The Mountain
Race 4

$4 Show #6

[GPK]

last one if I bust out...again

Balmoral 2nd

$6 show #1

[GPK]

last one if I bust out...again

Balmoral 2nd

$6 show #1
:$::$:

Balmoral 3rd

$9 show #4

[GPK]

:$::$:

Balmoral 3rd

$9 show #4

2 in row. Git some.

[GPK]

Balmoral 4th

$15 show #5

[Dahoss]

I think an intervention needs to be organized....and soon.

[GPK]

I think an intervention needs to be organized....and soon.

Ok, I'm in. Who we intervening on?

[Dahoss]

Ok, I'm in. Who we intervening on?

:rolleyes:

[GPK]

:rolleyes:

:eek:

[GPK]

Balmoral 4th

$15 show #5

Easiest .75 ever.

[GPK]

Balmoral 5th

$16 show #2

[herkhorse]

Balmoral 5th

$16 show #2

It's been nearly a half hour, like Bigs said, I don't have to check the results do I?

[GPK]

It's been nearly a half hour, like Bigs said, I don't have to check the results do I?

Nope. Horse went off at 5-2 and barely took 2 steps before breaking.:wf:wf

[GPK]

Toga Harness

7th

$6 show #4

[herkhorse]

This time I checked :D

race 8 4.00 show 3

[herkhorse]

windsor 9th 12.00 show 4

[herkhorse]

pompano 9th 16.00 show 2

[herkhorse]

Race #4 03/08/2012
Woodbine Harness
$0.2 Pick-4
# 1,3,6
WT # 1,2,7,8
WT # 1,2,3
WT # 1,2,3,6,9
$36.00

[GPK]

Tom, not sure if I have made this abundantly clear before, or not, but I absolutely despise Tim Tetrick:mad::mad::mad:

[herkhorse]

I didn't know. Let me guess, you used him on top in the 4th?

[GPK]

I didn't know. Let me guess, you used him on top in the 4th?

^^ Captain Obvious:rolleyes:

[GPK]

03/08/2012 20:17:19 23306127911653 Woodbine (H) 4 $0.20 1,3,6,7/2,4,8,9/2/6,9,10 $9.60 Pick 4

[herkhorse]

we're splitting your ticket right?

[GPK]

we're splitting your ticket right?


Hell yeah, I need the $4.80:o

[GPK]

Not to go off topic, but I'm gonna go off topic. Did you see Sergios scorecard today???:zz::zz::zz:

http://www.worldgolfchampionships.com/players/02/12/09/scorecards/2012/r473.html

[herkhorse]

Not to go off topic, but I'm gonna go off topic. Did you see Sergios scorecard today???:zz::zz::zz:

http://www.worldgolfchampionships.com/players/02/12/09/scorecards/2012/r473.html

I was listening to him blow up on the radio on the way home today, and at that point he was still 2 under.:zz:

[herkhorse]

Woodbine 5th 5 show 1

[GPK]

we're splitting your ticket right?

Send $4.80 to

GPK
PO Box...:D

[herkhorse]

:D



Big M 6th 6.00 show 3

[GPK]

Big M 6th

$6 show #3

[GPK]

:D



Big M 6th 6.00 show 3

:eek::eek:

[herkhorse]

oh boy :zz:

[GPK]

Of course he wins the race at 3-1:D

[GPK]

Maywood 3rd

$9 show #3

[herkhorse]

WBN 6th 9 show 3

[GPK]

Woodbine 6th

$12 show #2

[GPK]

Give me my $12 back:D

[herkhorse]

Woodbine 7th 6.00 show 6

[GPK]

That was odd. There was a dead heat in the last leg and there wasn't 2 different payoffs:confused:

[herkhorse]

That was odd. There was a dead heat in the last leg and there wasn't 2 different payoffs:confused:

friggen Canadians

[herkhorse]

Woodbine 8th 12.00 show 2

Delta 7th pick 4

36/4568/145/15

[herkhorse]

Might as well keep this night time degenerate thread going.


Race #5 03/09/2012
Turfway Park
$0.5 Pick-4
# 4,5,6
WT # 5,7,8
WT # 1,5
WT # 1,2,3,9
$36.00

[GPK]

My turn.

Buffalo

Race 2
$5 show #4

[GPK]

Northville 1st

$6 #1

[GPK]

Wood race 1

$3 show #3

[GPK]

2nd worst harness race I have ever seen in my life.:zz:

[herkhorse]

Not to go off topic, but I'm gonna go off topic. Did you see Sergios scorecard today???:zz::zz::zz:

http://www.worldgolfchampionships.com/players/02/12/09/scorecards/2012/r473.html

espn.go.com/golf/story/_/id/7672252/sergio-garcia-cards-octuple-bogey-12-wgc-cadillac-championship-doral

[herkhorse]

Pompano 5th 5 show #1

[Heels1989]

pompano race 8
$10 show #4

[herkhorse]

I'm still waiting to see one person cash on a show parlay. :D

[Heels1989]

Saratoga H
Race 10
$10 Show #2

[GPK]

Pomp 10th

$5 show #3

[MaTH716]

Wow, the degenerates are out in full force tonight.............

[GPK]

Eff it. Bed time for me.

As an aside...we need to take a poll on what harness track has the best gate vehicle.:tro:

[Heels1989]

Bal
race 7
$10 show #7

[herkhorse]

not sure where Pukekohe is but...:zz:

tvnz.co.nz/othersports-news/disaster-averted-franklin-races-4761447

[Heels1989]

Bal
race 7
$10 show #7

winna winna
$25

[Heels1989]

saratoga h
race 12
$25 show #8

[Heels1989]

saratoga h
race 12
$25 show #8

$51.25

[Heels1989]

saratoga h
Race 13
$51 show #1

[Heels1989]

saratoga h
Race 13
$51 show #1

$53.55

[Heels1989]

Bal
Race 9
$53 show #10

[Heels1989]

Bal
Race 9
$53 show #10

you get nothing :(

[herkhorse]

still waiting

[GPK]

Lets mix it up a bit.:)

Delta 5th

$2 show #6

[GPK]

Lets mix it up a bit.:)

Delta 5th

$2 show #6

Wins the race at 7-2:D

[herkhorse]

WBN 6th 6.00 show 2

[GPK]

WBN 6th 6.00 show 2

I'm in on that same horse for $3

[GPK]

He could have won that race easy, Tom.

[herkhorse]

yonkers 8.00 show 5

[herkhorse]

He could have won that race easy, Tom.

I'm happy he got 3rd :D

[GPK]

We need to get a Woodbine trip together when the flats and the harness are running day/night. Double headers without ever having to leave the track.:tro::tro:

[GPK]

Maywood 3rd

$4 show #2

[herkhorse]

Here we go, Delta 6th, 11.00 show 3 :zz:

[GPK]

Woodbine 7th

$5 show #4

[GPK]

winning streak stops at 3:confused:

[herkhorse]

one more yonkers 4.00 show 6

[GPK]

1 more for me too

Penn National:o 8th

$4 #1

[GPK]

Maywood 4th

$4 #2

[herkhorse]

Maywood 4th

$4 #2

you won and still have 4.00 :zz::D

[GPK]

you won and still have 4.00 :zz::D

but I get to use the .20 to round up later:p

[herkhorse]

last one, delta 5.00 #9 dat

[GPK]

Delta 7th

$5 #2

[herkhorse]

delta pick 4

24679/2371011/9/245

[herkhorse]

fvck diego saens

[GPK]

fvck diego saens

:eek:

[GPK]

Chuck Tizzle 6th

$8 #1

[herkhorse]

Chuck Tizzle 6th

$8 #1

now you can use that .20 :zz:

[GPK]

Woodrow

$8 #5

[GPK]

now you can use that .20 :zz:

6 horse field + .20 minimum = :{>::{>:

[GPK]

Woodrow

$8 #5

:wf

[herkhorse]

still waiting, :wf

[GPK]

still waiting, :wf

If I can ever get to 5 wins in a row, I will quit.




























































until the next night:)

[GPK]

Delta pick 3

2,3,4,7,8,9/9/2

[Rudeboyelvis]

R4 Maywood Park

3 Shotgun Bob

$20 SHOW

[Rudeboyelvis]

R4 Maywood Park

3 Shotgun Bob

$20 SHOW

Booom!

Western Fair Race 9

22.00 SHOW

1 Daylon Cherish

[Rudeboyelvis]

Booom!

Western Fair Race 9

22.00 SHOW

1 Daylon Cherish

Yoooouuzaaa!

The Meadows

Race 10

23.00 SHOW

6 Somedancer Hanover

[Rudeboyelvis]

Yoooouuzaaa!

The Meadows

Race 10

23.00 SHOW

6 Somedancer Hanover

Crinkle























Trashcan



















:(














And that concludes another episode of "Unsuccessful Harness Show Parlay" {{Applause Sign}} - be sure to tune in next time when we try to get through 3 races :eek:

[herkhorse]

http://youtu.be/V3FnpaWQJO0

[GPK]

Northfield 11th

$4 #9

[herkhorse]

FG 3rd 10.00 show 10

[GPK]

I'm not gonna lie...I bet the other 4 horses each to show in the New Orleans Ladies. HDG had $750k of the $778k bet into the show pool on her. You never know...I was guaranteed to get at least half my money back:)

[Bigsmc]

Since the mods didn't lock this thread like I asked....

Toga R1
$5 show 4

[Bigsmc]

Northville R2
$5 Show 4

[Bigsmc]

Woodbine R2
$5 Show 6

[Bigsmc]

Northville R3
$6 Show 7

[Bigsmc]

Northville R3
$6 Show 7

Bah

[herkhorse]

WBN 3rd 9.00 show 1

[Bigsmc]

Woodbine R3
$10 Show 2

[Bigsmc]

Meadowlands R4
$13 Show 4

[Bigsmc]

Woodbine R4
$16 Show 5

[Bigsmc]

That was close.

Meadowlands R5
$21 Show 3

[Bigsmc]

That was close.

Meadowlands R5
$21 Show 3

Out on the 4th race again.

[Bigsmc]

One final stab.

Woodbine 5
$6 Show 5

[herkhorse]

Delta 10.00 show 6

[Heels1989]

pompano race 5
$10 show #2

[Bigsmc]

Meadowlands R6
$7 Show 3

[MaTH716]

Meadowlands R6
$7 Show 3

$5 show on 3 as well :o

[herkhorse]

one more.

Meadowlands
$10 Show
# 3
$10.00

[Heels1989]

Bal
Race 3
$10 show #7

[herkhorse]

Woodbine 6 20.00 show 8

[Bigsmc]

Balmoral R3
$14 Show 6

[MaTH716]

Meadowlands R6
$7 Show 3

$5 show on 3 as well :o

one more.

Meadowlands
$10 Show
# 3
$10.00

Paid $4 bucks to show. Whooooooo Hoooooooo

[Bigsmc]

Paid $4 bucks to show. Whooooooo Hoooooooo

That was a bit surprising.

[GPK]

Just popped a couple sleeping pills. I should be good for about 30 minutes worth of show parlays.:D

Northfield 5th

$4 #1

[Heels1989]

Pomp Race 6
$10 show #3

[Bigsmc]

Going for four in a row again. Let's see if the third try is the charm.

Meadowlands R 5
$21 Show 5

[GPK]

Just popped a couple sleeping pills. I should be good for about 30 minutes worth of show parlays.:D

Northfield 5th

$4 #1

F you, Tyler.

[GPK]

Cal Expo 1st

$3 #2

[Heels1989]

Big M
Race 7
$10 Show #2

[GPK]

Cal Expo 1st

$3 #2

put it on the boooooooooooooard, yes. Get that chalk sh*t outta here and off the board.:$::$:

[herkhorse]

Woodbine 6 20.00 show 8

44.00


Woodbine 7th 44.00 show 4

[Heels1989]

Toga H
Race 7
$10 show #3

[Bigsmc]

Toga 7
$31 Show 1

[GPK]

Cal Expo 1st

$3 #2

$8 show #1 entry

Balmoral 4th

[Bigsmc]

Toga 7
$31 Show 1

Should've stayed away from Toga. No streak of 5 for me tonight.

Good luck boys.

[Bigsmc]

Toga H
Race 7
$10 show #3

Very nice Dave.

[Heels1989]

Big M
Race 7
$10 Show #2

$29

Big M
$29 Show #8

[herkhorse]

just one more :D

Race #8 03/17/2012
Meadowlands
$10 Show
# 7
$10.00

[Heels1989]

Yonkers 7
$10 show #5

[herkhorse]

Race #8 03/17/2012
Woodbine Harness
$0.2 Pick-4
# 1,2,3,5
WT # 1,3,6,8
WT # 2,3,5,9
WT # 1,6,8
$38.40

[MaTH716]

Back in, Meadowlands race 9 $10 show #2

[MaTH716]

Back in, Meadowlands race 9 $10 show #2

$3.80

[MaTH716]

Meadowlands race 10 $20 show 2

[MaTH716]

Meadowlands race 10 $20 show 2

$2.60

[MaTH716]

Meadowlands race 11 $26 show #2

[MaTH716]

Meadowlands race 11 $26 show #2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A

[GPK]

Toga 1st
$5 #5

[GPK]

Toga 1st
$5 #5

3rd @ 18-1. I quit:D

As an aside...the kid in the winners circle picture with the black shoes, black shorts and a black wife beater is straight :$::$:

[Bigsmc]

Toga 2nd
$10 Show 2

[GPK]

Ok, talked me into it.

Toga 2nd

$10 #5

[GPK]

One more go.

Dover 11th

$10 #5

[Bigsmc]

Dover 11
$12 Show 6

[Bigsmc]

Toga 3
$12 Show 1

[GPK]

One more go.

Dover 11th

$10 #5

Meadows

$11 #2

[Bigsmc]

Balmoral 1
$16 Show 6

[Bigsmc]

Let's see if I can finally put 5 together.

Dover 13
$37 Show 7

[GPK]

Psst...Bigs. I just got 3-1 on a Ness horse at Penn National:eek::eek:

And he paid $6.60 in the middle too, with the entry finishing 3rd.

[Bigsmc]

Let's see if I can finally put 5 together.

Dover 13
$37 Show 7

Bah. Photo'd.

[Bigsmc]

Psst...Bigs. I just got 3-1 on a Ness horse at Penn National:eek::eek:

And he paid $6.60 in the middle too, with the entry finishing 3rd.

I filtered out the non-harness tracks. Didn't see it.

Congrats.

[Bigsmc]

One more try....

Balmoral 2
$10 Show 2

[MaTH716]

3rd @ 18-1. I quit:D

As an aside...the kid in the winners circle picture with the black shoes, black shorts and a black wife beater is straight :$::$:

Wow, I didn't know that they had English Channel firsters running at Saratoga Harness.................:zz:

[GPK]

Wow, I didn't know that they had English Channel firsters running at Saratoga Harness.................:zz:

:rolleyes:

[Bigsmc]

$82k in the Balmoral P5 pool....:o

[GPK]

$82k in the Balmoral P5 pool....:o

How much of it was yours?

[Bigsmc]

Toga 6
$11 Show 4

[Bigsmc]

How much of it was yours?

$36

[GPK]

$36

I knew you had it in you.

:tro::tro:

[Bigsmc]

Balmoral 3
$12 Show 3

[GPK]

$82k in the Balmoral P5 pool....:o

Final total was $96k

[Bigsmc]

Final total was $96k

I guess the 82 I saw was what was bet in tonight?

[GPK]

I guess the 82 I saw was what was bet in tonight?

I highly doubt it, but who knows. My ADW showed the same 82k in the pool total, but they flashed on the Balmoral screen that it was $96.

[Bigsmc]

Awesome. 20-1 M/L goes off at 5-2 and runs away with it.

:mad:

[GPK]

It doesn't have to be night harness tracks, does it? I mean, Tampa isn't running today, but Chester, Freehold and Monticello are.:)

[herkhorse]

Woodbine 3rd 10 show 3

[herkhorse]

woodbine 4th 10 show 4

[herkhorse]

Woodbine 5th 10 show 2

[GPK]

Chucktown

$3 #8

[herkhorse]

WBN 6th 15.00 show 7

[GPK]

Dover

$3 #1

[herkhorse]

WBN 6th 15.00 show 7

I could have drove that horse better than Paul MacDonall :zz:

[GPK]

I could have drove that horse better than Paul MacDonall :zz:

Yeah, but Paul can chip better than you.:D

[herkhorse]

:mad:

[herkhorse]

CT 4.00 show 4

[Bigsmc]

Big M R2
$10 Show 9

[Bigsmc]

Yonkers R2
$18 Show 1

[Bigsmc]

Big M 3
$19 Show 1

[Bigsmc]

Yonkers R3
$21 Show 7

[Bigsmc]

One more try....

Big M 4
$10 Show 7

[Bigsmc]

One more try....

Big M 4
$10 Show 7

Didn't get the bet in, had to put the kids to bed. :o

The Meadows R5
$10 Show 5

[Bigsmc]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Rtz8jY0e0I

[herkhorse]

WBN 6th 10 show 4

[herkhorse]

BigM 7th 19.00 show 4

[Bigsmc]

Big M 1
$10 Show 2

[Bigsmc]

Woody R1
$13 Show 1

[Bigsmc]

Big M R2
$14 Show 3

[herkhorse]

Big M 2nd 10 show 3

[Bigsmc]

Herky did you mush?

Yonkers R2
$10 Win:eek: 1

[herkhorse]

Herky did you mush?

Yonkers R2
$10 Win:eek: 1

:o sorry

[herkhorse]

WBN 10 show 5

[herkhorse]

BigM 3

12.00 show 5

[Bigsmc]

Big M 3
$13 Show 10

[Bigsmc]

Yonkers 3
$17 Show 1

[Bigsmc]

Northfield 3
$18 Show 5

[Bigsmc]

Yonkers 4
$19 Show 1

[Bigsmc]

Not stopping...

Yonkers 4
$20 Show 5

[Bigsmc]

Northfield 4
$20 Show 5

[Bigsmc]

Yonkers 4
$22 Show 2

[Bigsmc]

Northfield 5
$23 Show 2