8/21 (NP): Canadian Derby (G3)

[Kasept]

10th (3:46) Canadian Derby (G3)

1 3/8 Miles | Open | 3 Year Olds Stakes | Purse: $300,000

1 1 Gold Winner Beauregard S Petrowski Joan 126 L 20-1
2 2 Stachys Bell D C Biehler Michael 126 L 10-1
3 3 Gold Medallion Heiler S Diodoro Robertino 126 L 8-1
4 4 No Hesitation Walcott R W Meyaard Jim 126 L 2-1
5 5 Dyna Stroll Gutierrez Mario May Alan 126 L 6-1
6 6 Professor Pollard Salgado A Meyaard Jim 126 L 4-1
7 7 Kara's Orientation Ramsammy E Chircop Steven 126 L 5-2
8 8 Ranger Heartley Maragh T Cone Rod J 126 L 12-1
9 9 Judge Brew Lara R Rycroft Tim 126 L 15-1
10 10 Distorted Dave Alvarado P V Sadler John W 126 L 12-1

Win Three (Races 10-11-12) / Exactor / Triactor / Superfecta

[tjfla]

Guess we can confirm Golden Moka for the Travers now

No Big Red Mike either?

[my miss storm cat]

Big Red Mike is pointed to the Ontario Derby at Woodbine next month.

Gold Medallion for the win here and ooooh... look who is in this one!

Northlands Park - August 21, 2010

Race 12 - 4:47 PM Late Double / Exactor / Triactor / Superfecta
STAKES Speed to Spare S.

1 1 Trick of the North (BC) 9/G L P V Alvarado 126 B Heads 2/1
2 2 Ganbei (BC) 4/G L M Gutierrez 126 M Snow 6/1
:cool: 3 3 True Metropolitan (FL) 8/G L J McAleney 126 T Jordan 4/1 :cool:
4 4 Tease the Tiger (ON) 4/G L T Maragh 126 R Diodoro 15/1
5 5 Lowther Street (KY) 5/H L F H Perez 126 D K Condilenios 10/1
6 6 Andiotis (BC) 4/G L R W Walcott 126 J Meyaard 3/1
7 7 Major Temper (AB) 4/G S Beauregard 126 R Grieves 25/1
8 8 Cool Ventura (AB) 5/G R D Blinston 126 C Anderson 10/1
9 9 Double Shuffle (FL) 4/G L V Baze 126 R Diodoro 12/1
10 10 Footprint (KY) 6/G L S Heiler 126 J Petrowski 9/2
11 11 Papa Time (KY) 5/G L H N Martinez 126 R Grieves 20/1


Hasn't won in quite a while but what a cool old guy. Hope he can do it here.

[clyde]

Hey Arty...nice line up.




Will a Canadian Spaceship perform it's famous " Forced Landing in Nova Scotia while Headed for the Moon?"

[clyde]

Hey Arty....... a whole 300 large for the Canadian Derby??




ZenYaddaYaddaYadda has saved that much in travel expenses alone!

Ask North Deekoti for some money.

[clyde]

Hey Arty.







Doesn't this signal the start of Canada's moose hunting season?

[clyde]

Hey Arty ! ( !!...ror ..I'm mekin' myself laugh!! )





The Canadian Derby will be held this year at The Thistleydowns due to the fact Canadians are easily duped.




Canadian racing rules will be effect...ie:



The starting gate will be aligned parallel to the rail so as to confuse the horseys.Canadians love this one.


All horseys will wear aluminum foil clad blinkers....with 2 little antennas sticking straight up.Canadians love this one,too.


The race will be 6 furlongs, but the Canadian jockeys won't be told.






They don't know the difference anyways.

[clyde]

Hey Arty!!...and all fine Canadian Racing Fans!!




I have a real treat for you.

A clip highlighting the horsey entrants for the Canadian Derby!!

The jockeys are introduced at the beginning.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBtFTF2ii7U&feature=search

[clyde]

Aren't they magnificent looking animals?

[clyde]

I have another real treat for Arty and the gang.



Here is the official Canadian Derby song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq1fpN1qWv8&feature=related

[my miss storm cat]

Oh my God what have you done to this thread Morty? :D

Doesn't anyone have a pick?

1,529 members of which over 900 are active and no one? :eek:

Fine i shall take my big bag o' :$: once Gold Medallion wins and go play on another thread. :D

[clyde]

!!




I will be doing my fine pre race analysis on this one in the Dooryard.

Please deliver the cards when you have a chance.

Adorn your dupa smartly and scantily...make me believe you are proud of it.

[my miss storm cat]

Wasserman was 3rd in the 2007 Longacres Mile. He won it the following year and last year he was 4th.

If i adorn my dupa for any horsie or race this weekend (and since I'd get s**t cause Princess Haya owns Debussy and God forbid I post him as my pick cause I'll be accused of God knows what kind of anti_Americanism :rolleyes: if i do) it will be for him. 4th time in this race... how cool is that?

You'll have to find another dupa, Sir.

[clyde]

!!


And fine...I can get any dupa I want....watch this:





Oh Uncly-poo!!

Would you mind?

[clyde]

Canadian aircraft carriers are now bumping into Washington,trying to put-put their way to Cleveland.They carry a Canadian Spaceship in segments .


Bad choice of vehicles needing new RADAR.





Should have taken the Alberta VO5 Silver Bullet train....but with an engine on each end,pulling opposite each other---it only gets nowhere fast.


Just like us poor Pisces People.


Viva Kee-Beck!!

[Coach Pants]

Hey Arty!!...and all fine Canadian Racing Fans!!




I have a real treat for you.

A clip highlighting the horsey entrants for the Canadian Derby!!

The jockeys are introduced at the beginning.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBtFTF2ii7U&feature=search


!!OOOOOOOOOO!!

[clyde]

...=:>....aren't those magnificent looking animals?...





Cleveland will not accept Canadian quarters starting now through Sunday.



However, Canadian Golf may be played at your risk through Sunday...only.

[clyde]

gimme some dat brown sugah!!!!!!!



wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

[clyde]

Canada will be closed for DerbyDay.




All Canadians not going to Cleveland are advised to stay in their homes.

[Antitrust32]

!!


And fine...I can get any dupa I want....watch this:





Oh Uncly-poo!!

Would you mind?

yes sir?

[clyde]

Baby...deliver the goods to the Dooryard.

[Antitrust32]

Baby...deliver the goods to the Dooryard.

what ever you would like sir!

[clyde]

!!



AND the cards for the Canadian Blue Light special.

[clyde]

Canadian Medicine Men will be on duty at The Thistleydowns.

[clyde]

And....no one is allowed to say "aboot" at The Thistleydowns on Canadian Derby Day.

[clyde]

uncly!!





Goddamity!!





Will you kindly deliver the Canadian Rubby Dubby cards to the stinking Dooryard!!??







STEVEN H. CRIST ALREADY!

[clyde]

In recognition of the Canadian Wild Goose Chase, all Pinball Machines...I mean Canadian Particle Accelerators-- will be closed for this weekend.

[clyde]

Canadians can redeem themselves at The Thistleydowns Customer Service office for 3 cans of Amer-I-Can tomato sauce.

[clyde]

Let's have a moment of silence as the Canadian 43 Man Squamish Derby is just minutes away.



Each Canadian jockey does have a map of the course

Let's hope all arrive safely....sometime.

[clyde]

No one's hit the finish line yet.

Any time now.




I think 5 is on Emery road...apparently the maps didn't help that one so much.

[clyde]

!!

There appears to be a Canadian horsey at the top of the stretch!!







It could be a dust devil.






Oh my God!!


It's the one!!...and he's running backwards!!.Now he's headed for Warrensville Center Road!!







This is just awful.

Where are they?

[clyde]

3 and 4 have been spotted grazing on the infield.





Their jockeys are drinking Canadian Club with some backside people.

I don't understand Canadian Horsey racing.

[my miss storm cat]

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If i adorn my dupa for any horsie or race this weekend (and since I'd get s**t cause Princess Haya owns Debussy and God forbid I post him as my pick cause I'll be accused of God knows what kind of anti_Americanism :rolleyes: if i do)

I'm a moron for posting this here but screw it...

THANK YOU DEBUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:$:

[clyde]

You're a moron for posting this here.

[my miss storm cat]

Yes I know and even though I am thrilled (I'm sorry but I haven't had the winner and the tri in quite a while and to hell with anyone who thinks I'm redboarding cause I'd never do such an idiotic thing), I feel really bad now cause i finally remembered to actually look at the results for this race and they're pretty bad.

Any news on any of these boys is appreciated. :(


http://www.equibase.com/static/chart/pdf/NP082110CAN10.pdf

[clyde]

Have a nice cheeseburger with Eat A Cabi.

[my miss storm cat]

Have a nice cheeseburger with Eat A Cabi.
:confused:

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Very very lucky... all three horses and jocks okay.

http://drf.com/news/eclair-de-lune-gives-duchossois-beverly-d-win

[clyde]

The Cowboy Indian who loves hamburgers.