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Mortimer
10-22-2007, 09:58 AM
Coming soon....mdf's FINE BC ANALYSIS.






We give out 88% sporty hits.

We also gave out Stanford over USC...A-State over Michigan...and Pavlik over Forest.......and scored 98% on last years BC.



Don't you be the one to miss it.



Be there or be square.




Don't be a fool.








And what have you.
Mortimer
10-22-2007, 10:01 AM
I can hardly wait.



I know I can't.
HaloWishingwell
10-22-2007, 10:06 AM
Did you pick the Red Sox?:o
HaloWishingwell
10-22-2007, 10:10 AM
speaking of horsies, like the COLTS tonight?
Mortimer
10-22-2007, 10:11 AM
Did you pick the Red Sox?:o


Why..yes.

We did.




How did you know?

Do you get our daily A Look Into The Future pings?
HaloWishingwell
10-22-2007, 10:12 AM
you seem to be a Indian hater or haven't recovered since those Thome days
Mortimer
10-22-2007, 10:12 AM
When can we expect to get this analysis.



I would say by Friday at the latsest...but I would think Thursday night.


Don't go doing anything stupid until you see the analysis.



I know you won't ...but someone else might.
Mortimer
10-22-2007, 10:13 AM
you seem to be a Indian hater or haven't recovered since those Thome days

We are blind as the justice statue......we only select the winner.
Mortimer
10-22-2007, 10:14 AM
speaking of horsies, like the COLTS tonight?

Oh that's funny.




Who are they playing?
HaloWishingwell
10-22-2007, 10:15 AM
The F.....I mean JAGS
Mortimer
10-22-2007, 10:31 AM
The F.....I mean JAGS

ror!






Where at and what's the line?

God !...do you want me to do all the work??
Mortimer
10-22-2007, 10:32 AM
I will hold off until then. Try and make it Thursday huh...Your public needs you.


OK.


I promise no later than Thursday.




Should I keep the trash can or go with the shredder idea?
HaloWishingwell
10-22-2007, 10:34 AM
ror!






Where at and what's the line?

God !...do you want me to do all the work??
and you're asking for too much..the line, I dont know but it's in Jacksonville.
Mortimer
10-22-2007, 10:41 AM
and you're asking for too much..the line, I dont know but it's in Jacksonville.


The Nags plus 3.



Hmmmm.




Nags or Colts?



Take the Colts in a late comeback to win.







Does that sound right Hossy?
HaloWishingwell
10-22-2007, 10:45 AM
I like the COLTS 24-9 but their my team so it might be slightly prejudice.The Nags plus 3.



Hmmmm.




Nags or Colts?



Take the Colts in a late comeback to win.







Does that sound right Hossy?
Danzig
10-22-2007, 10:49 AM
Coming soon....mdf's FINE BC ANALYSIS.






We give out 88% sporty hits.

We also gave out Stanford over USC...A-State over Michigan...and Pavlik over Forest.......and scored 98% on last years BC.



Don't you be the one to miss it.



Be there or be square.




Don't be a fool.








And what have you.


i'm on the edge of my seat.
Mortimer
10-22-2007, 11:09 AM
Yes sir.


Good deal.
Mortimer
10-22-2007, 11:10 AM
I'm partial to the trash can myself, but the shredder could be funny.


Perhaps I'll use it for just those speical DrugSed horses.
Mortimer
10-22-2007, 11:11 AM
i'm on the edge of my seat.


Oh ...yes. You're so funny.





r u sure it's not your desk?
MisterB
10-22-2007, 11:14 AM
http://popforum.net/images/smiles/icon_popcorn.gif
Danzig
10-22-2007, 11:18 AM
Oh ...yes. You're so funny.





r u sure it's not your desk?

nope, not the desk. this is a naughty-free zone.
besides, i'm short, i can't jump up there to sit--my feet would dangle.
Danzig
10-22-2007, 11:19 AM
http://popforum.net/images/smiles/icon_popcorn.gif

you gonna pass that around?
Buffymommy
10-22-2007, 11:50 AM
Morty,

They let you out? Congrats.
Mortimer
10-22-2007, 12:21 PM
nope, not the desk. this is a naughty-free zone.
besides, i'm short, i can't jump up there to sit--my feet would dangle.




I.....








...I..................











































............THUD!
Mortimer
10-22-2007, 12:21 PM
http://popforum.net/images/smiles/icon_popcorn.gif


Learn from me.
Mortimer
10-22-2007, 12:22 PM
Morty,

They let you out? Congrats.


I broke out.







The fools didn't know I was fashioning a toothbrush out of a shiv.
Bigsmc
10-22-2007, 01:12 PM
I broke out.







The fools didn't know I was fashioning a toothbrush out of a shiv.

I laughed.

Classic MDF.

Bravo.
Mortimer
10-22-2007, 01:33 PM
I laughed.

Classic MDF.

Bravo.





Double behooved.


Wait until you see what I do to Judge Judy and Soft Spun.













To die for.
Mortimer
10-22-2007, 10:55 PM
speaking of horsies, like the COLTS tonight?



That was just a tickler.







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Danzig
10-23-2007, 05:46 AM
That was just a tickler.







Join now for only $1,599.95 and get the full slate of our college and pro picks right through the playoffs.

do you take a check?
mrmikegap
10-23-2007, 07:45 AM
I would say by Friday at the latsest...but I would think Thursday night.


Don't go doing anything stupid until you see the analysis.



I know you won't ...but someone else might.



Since I'm a "Rookie" to the Mortimer racing wisdom, I can't wait to see your analysis.
Mortimer
10-23-2007, 08:20 AM
Grade Jub... I mean great job Morty. Another winner.


!!!!!!






I WIN AND WIN AND WIN!!!
Mortimer
10-23-2007, 08:22 AM
Since I'm a "Rookie" to the Mortimer racing wisdom, I can't wait to see your analysis.


Careful.....I'm a hard habit to break.
Mortimer
10-23-2007, 08:24 AM
do you take a check?


Anything for you,baby.
mrmikegap
10-23-2007, 10:40 AM
Careful.....I'm a hard habit to break.


Thanks for the warning. When is the point in time I can't play the rookie card, and I lose this status?
HaloWishingwell
10-23-2007, 10:53 AM
okay for those of you who had the COLTS last night, you now have two homes or double your bank accounts. Thank you.
Mortimer
10-23-2007, 10:53 AM
Thanks for the warning. When is the point in time I can't play the rookie card, and I lose this status?



When the night is frenetic

And you sniff Theby Lillies in May

When a dream becomes prophetic

You will rule en ze hay





Therein hides your answer.......beware as I mix truths with lies.
Mortimer
10-23-2007, 10:54 AM
okay for those of you who had the COLTS last night, you now have two homes or double your bank accounts. Thank you.

Oh shut up.
Mortimer
10-23-2007, 11:00 AM
OOOOOOOOOO


hoovebeed















wait a minute
































behooved
HaloWishingwell
10-23-2007, 11:20 AM
Oh shut up.

you should be brown nosing me
Mortimer
10-23-2007, 11:21 AM
you should be brown nosing me

And why...may I ask?





For you asked...and I did tell you.....

for your past.....hath alwayth deceived you
HaloWishingwell
10-23-2007, 11:25 AM
Don't get snippy just because your BUCKWHEAT EYES are number one. The number one has been a curse in college so far.You're lucky you don't play Appalachian State.And why...may I ask?





For you asked...and I did tell you.....

for your past.....hath alwayth deceived you
Mortimer
10-23-2007, 11:37 AM
Don't get snippy just because your BUCKWHEAT EYES are number one. The number one has been a curse in college so far.You're lucky you don't play Appalachian State.


I kinda like the BuckwheatEyes thing.





No.1 has failed to do so against THE fine Ohio State.


Ohio marches in to the Valley of Happy to face the greatest nonliving coach in the world.




Put your money on Ohio minus 3.5.....





...or be a giraffe.
HaloWishingwell
10-23-2007, 11:50 AM
Can I bet the trailer on it? Not that I own one.I kinda like the BuckwheatEyes thing.





No.1 has failed to do so against THE fine Ohio State.


Ohio marches in to the Valley of Happy to face the greatest nonliving coach in the world.




Put your money on Ohio minus 3.5.....





...or be a giraffe.
Mortimer
10-23-2007, 12:23 PM
Can I bet the trailer on it? Not that I own one.


Frankly I've never understood the embarrssment intimated to a trailer owner.


That said....I recommend everyone use play money for betting purpoes only.
mrmikegap
10-23-2007, 02:21 PM
When the night is frenetic

And you sniff Theby Lillies in May

When a dream becomes prophetic

You will rule en ze hay





Therein hides your answer.......beware as I mix truths with lies.


WOW!!! That's some deep stuff I need to decipher.